I learned from the master:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi. Don't bother with the asl crap. I'm male, and I'm from a country you're probably not interested in.
You: lol. i was going to say the same thing
You: want to get sticky?
Stranger: Sounds interesting.
You: indeed. would you like glue or the human glue?
Stranger: What would the human glue be?
You: if i told you, i would have to kill you
You: but i'll tell you
You: we all get it when we have orgasms
Stranger: Aha.
You: so you wanna get sticky?
Stranger: Certainly.
You: where do we start/
You: ?
Stranger: I'll leave that up to you.
You: oh, you don't want to leave it up to me. i can become very aggresive at first
Stranger: That sounds very exciting, actually.
Stranger: I'm 16, by the way. Yourself?
You: if i told you, i'd have to kill you
You: know 4chan?
Stranger: All too well.
You: btw i'm 4 years older than you
Stranger: Why do you ask whether I know 4chan?
You: because...
You: nothing
Stranger: The game?
You: do you like 4chan?
Stranger: Heh, depends.
You: aww crap. i just lost the game!
You: 4chan is a website
You: i don't know of a 4chan game
Stranger: It's the same game as usual.
You: O_O
You: you must be a robot or something
You: t?
You: why are you even on the internet?
You: don't you have robot things to do?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.















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England 2018: Back the Bid
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'So good you'll Snitch all over your Bludgers'
Aw, thank yous for the watch love.
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i wanted to kill the most amazing person in the world, then i recognized, suicide was a crime.
Omg I didn't know you had a dA page!
Nice work
thanks for
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